myrmepropagandist1d ago

"Want anything from the store?"
(I'm feeling a bit sick and over stimulated)
"just some vanilla ice cream"

(later... phone rings)

"Uh... babe...there are six kinds of vanilla ice cream? French Vanilla? Vanilla Bean? Classic Vanilla? Cutting Edge Vanilla?..."

Why would they do this? Why did they take vanilla ice cream: the food of people who are feeling plain and simple and overwhelmed and make it complex?

Classic Vanilla
Vanilla Bean
French Vanilla
Country Style Vanilla
Poll ends at .
Show threadBirch-o-matic

@futurebird

The only correct answer is Tillamook Old Fashioned Vanilla and don’t come back until you find it.

https://www.tillamook.com/products/ice-cream/old-fashioned-vanilla

Old Fashioned Vanilla Ice Cream

Our Old Fashioned Vanilla Ice Cream is made with extra cream for an unforgettable flavor bite after bite.

Mar 29 at 12:01amWeb
Show threadBill Seitz14h ago
@MrBirch @futurebird I bought this recently expecting the vibe of grandma-churned, and instead found 70s school cafeteria Dixie cup with a wooden spoon.