"If you find it hard to remember which way the clocks will change, then the phrase "spring forward, fall back" is a useful reminder."
No, it isn't, because "clocks go forward" is also really hard for me to work out which way the change happens.
Just tell me if tomorrow is an hour shorter or an hour longer than normal.
Or, better, ditch the whole sorry mess entirely, and if the farmers want to get up earlier in the summer to catch the extra light, they can.
