Cheetah Fluff22h ago
Why do people recommend Jojo's when it's so slow paced and bad? Like Dio is an asshole and he's fun to watch, but that's about it for me. Nothing happens. It's just action figures going bonk, and the author doesn't even provide any groin based bonking.

But like it's just a guy and another guy! And the one guy punches the other guy. And sometimes it gets weird like with the little guy in the other guy's ear and a third guy has to punch him reeeeeeally carefully, but. It's just plot. It's just things happening. Do people care about the things happening? Is it supposed to be funny?

What do people see in this show??? 
Show threadCheetah Fluff21h ago
I watched most of the first 3 arcs.
The series peaked when Dio killed Jojo's dog.
That was hilarious.
It was also like five episodes in.

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Okay I'm leaving the above unedited because I just wanted to be snarky and write something funny that also gets across how I feel about the show. But I just looked it up to see when Dio killed the dog and had an out-of-body experience.

I found the Jojowiki page for Danny, the dog.
List of manga appearances: chapter 1-4, appeared - chapter 5, death.
List of anime appearances: episode 1: death

 

WHAT 

HOW  

You're telling me it was all one episode from Dio showing up to him killing the dog? I thought it was at least a couple hours of footage! How!? How did the series peak on episode ONE? IT WAS TRULY ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE!? What else even happened in season 1? I guess he had to learn the water punching thing and save the kid, and there was something with Jack the Ripper? Okay maybe it makes sense. But the show never did anything that funny OR compelling after that point! And this is a massive show! Enormously popular! It's less entertaining than the average soap opera!
Cheetah Fluff20h ago
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@CheetahFluff ... wait, shit ... what???

Oh gods, how fucking long was that first episode? I thought I got through full SEASONS before they talked to water punch lady or what the heck ever.

Mar 28 at 8:13pmWeb
Show threadCheetah Fluff20h ago
@itspomf Yes! I became a different person in the time it took for Dio to take over the house.

This was an agonizing discovery, I'll be reeling for days. Days I say!