wtaf pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3178869/

They call dogs mans best friend, but we ignore the humble potato. Have they been with us as long as canines? No. That’s why they’re putting in so much effort to fufill our every need.

One day you’re going to wake up and realize you love your potatoes. That they love you. The entire time, you’ll know what you need to do. It will hurt, as it always does, as you boil and mash this tuber that was once your closest companion, but in return, they will give you a full days nourishment and only ask for a little more butter this time.

I thought potatoes just made me feel good because they taste awesome… 🤔

Are we sure this isn’t because of local contamination or something like that? Are we sure this is actually naturally occurring?

I first believed a “potato tuber” to be something similar to a v-tuber, but it’s a potato.

TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.

Yeah this is pure bullshit

Potatoes are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Nanograms / gram.

So kljust eat about 1 million potatoes daily.

Eat potatoes and chill out.

Makes Danes talk funny

Does this mean we could genetically engineer them to produce enough for an adult dose?

Wait til u hear what they find in the humble poppy

They aren’t doing their job. Guess I need to up my dose.