Cube DroneMy memory is quite awful - like, sometimes measured in weeks or even days - but I'm kind of a nice, thoughtful, forward-thinking guy with a strange sense of humor, so being me is kind of like being haunted by a well-meaning leprechaun who's constantly setting up surprise improvements to my life or weird little easter eggs for me to find
being forgetful but thinking ahead but being kind of a weirdo is I think exactly what it feels like to be blessed by the fae
sometimes at work we'll be faced with a surprise problem that nobody saw coming INCLUDING ME and it'll turn out that 18-months-ago Curtis built an emergency protocol to fix it without even thinking about it or remembering it and the day will be saved
and that's just faerie luck right there
That's also the benefit of having proactively hired so many people who are smarter and more devoted than I am, basically any time they save my bacon I can feel like "another win for ol' Curtis and his band of merry friends"
I imagine they keep me around to rub my head for good luck periodically