silence72d ago

Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens

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Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens - SLRPNK

> Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation. Access options: * gift link [https://wapo.st/47ZBms5] — registration required * archive.is [https://archive.is/3jIj4] — sometimes modifies archived pages [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-bans-archive-today-after-site-executed-ddos-and-altered-web-captures/]

Show threadmodestmeme2d ago
I love Sharpie. But I can find something else if they cut some Trump deal.
Show threadPricklesthemagicfish2d ago
Why they dry out within hours, smudge nonstop, not even a good shade of black, wipe clean with hand sanitizer on hard surfaces, and bleed to Illegibility on paper. Literal bad at everything they are the maga of pens.
Show threadmodestmeme
Only on Lemmy would someone get indignant about pens…. you don’t have to love Sharpie, just accept that the world includes some who do. It’s ok.
Mar 28 at 5:47pmWeb