It's that time again where I am asked to write an author bio. What do we think of:

Dr. Amy is the single greatest mind of her generation. She came here to chew gum and fuck things up, and she is fresh out of gum.

@dramypsyd

"In 1967, I invented air, filling a long-term need."

@the_turtle It was a really big deal because it happened 20 years before I was even born!