What an insane question to ask someone!
IKR get your own drink girl

That’s why you answer just as equally:

I had ten on me last night. Would you like some left over pubic hair too?

Could also go with accusing them of projecting and rescinding the offer on that basis

These two look friendly. I presumed they are roommates, so they comfortable sharing food and clothes. It’s just some roommates need to be reeducated on proper lines and questions not to crossed&asked.

If the shock of my suggestion gets in, e may be able to retrospect:

Wait, why am I asking to to indirectly kiss my roommate from the drink e is drinking from?

The idea is that the askee can get es own drink, and only wants permission.

Our canteen rules are extremely simple: take whatever you want, but replace it ASAP. That way nobody gets to miss out on their favourites.

I guess, but I can infer two things from this comic:

  • The two girls know each other well enough and are close enough to be familiar with each other’s stuff.
  • For the same reason as above, one girl knows the other is a little… Um… Shall we say… “needy”.
  • 5-Ish Art has done enough comics about sucking off her husband that I think you’d have to know her for like an hour before that becomes apparent.