I'm in McDonald's drive through (don't judge me I just want some fries). Stuck at the pay window and flipping through Asspig and I was like "ugggh another fucking fisting virgin thinks he can take my fists."
Dear readers my window was down and the guy in the pay window just stared at me.
@dkub - This is an example of why I'm glad that about 99.83% of my thoughts stay inside my head and never leave. I'd constantly be in trouble otherwise.
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Everyone: "But you constantly spew crap on social media like a volcano on steroids!"
Me: "Yes, that 0.17% that gets out is a lot, isn't it? It's a struggle to keep it under control. It could be so, SO much worse."
Everyone: ... "That means..." ... 😳🤯 !!
Me: "heh..."
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