irelephant [he/him]1d ago

ouch

https://programming.dev/post/47917330

Show threadbrap1d ago
I like it, but it’s even worse than that as I’ve never had my printer murder motorcyclists or trap me inside and burn my body into dust.
Show thread𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
Don’t worry. HP is working on this for their next firmware update.
Mar 28 at 2:37pmWeb
Show threadbrap1d ago
Haha of course they are. Fucking HP.
Show threadlagoon862217h ago
Brb, buying every model of HP printer (gotta get a chance at going first, if you don’t shoot you can’t score)
Show threadBradleyUffner5h ago
“your HP subscription is about to expire, would you like to renew it? BTW, that’s a nice house you’ve got there, it would be a shame if something were to happened to it.”