Don't just let your compiler boss you around, you're better than that.

*suddenly switches to a more sinister tone*
Just write naked functions for a while and let it see how much you don't need it.

@mage_of_dragons also if your going to screw over the compiler anyways, you might as well just write assemble.
@loganer You could do that but I wanted a solution for creatures that are too lazy to program without naming variables and stuff :3