Pacific Northwest tree octopus - Wikipedia

now I’m sad that they don’t exist:(

If I had the funds I would start a octopus farm and use artificial selection to make them land dwellers. by gradually encouraging them to get food from the forest.

anyone willing to fund me?

with enough funds I’ll also domesticate them so they can be nice household pets. no, we will never let the Deep to adopt one or step on our premises.

You just have to wait 10k years

based on Russian fox domestication experiment, 50 years of artificial selection can turn a wild fox into a household puppy. although I’ll admit, it’s likely way easier on social mammals as all they did is mess up their neoteny (extend child like traits into adulthood), in no stage of an octopus life they are sociable, so it might be harder.

slightly related trivia, most animal domestication involved neoteny, and it also happened to humans, so it is correct to say, we humans also domesticated ourselves.

Sounds like something out of Gravity Falls.
That’s why it’s from the Pacific Northwest.
Reminds me of some “speculative evolution” show I saw as a kid, that among other things suggested first amphibious and then a long while later monkey-esque tree dwelling cephalopods
I saw that one too, was very cool.
That’s like the house hippo we have in Canada: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_hippo
House hippo - Wikipedia