Tfw your art career is paid for by designing for the military industrial complex.

“yeah I’m just figuring out the vortex formation in the sinus of Valsalva”

yeah yeah, get back to painting, ninja turtle

It’s the Omnisphere
George R.R. DaVinci
Well, that was his day job…
I remember the mission from Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood where you get to use this thing, and the optional objective is to not get hit at all. what’s the point of getting to drive a tank if you’re not supposed to, y’know, tank
If I remember correctly, you also had to restart the entire mission if you failed the optional objectives, you couldn’t just load the last checkpoint. I never attempted it, but I’ve seen videos of it and pretty much everyone agreed that it’s one of if not the the worst side objectives in the entire series
What is it?
It’s Leo’s idea of a tank before they existed.
The cure to male loneliness
A little burning oil and that’s a nice death trap you’ve go there.
“We will gift them a giant conical hat, but hidden inside…”

-You don’t think the Emperor might be offended?

-Why would he be offended? They love these hats over there.

-Right. I don’t know if you’ve seen the cartoons…

There’s a very funny book called the Art of Procrastination, and his secret to deal with procrastination is to use other projects to procrastinate. That way you’re always working on a project, it may just not be the one deemed highest priority.
That book was written by my manager.
Are those robots working those gears? Fucking genius.
I 1,000% guarantee 99% of side projects were sexual in nature. Some violently so.
Say what you want about Da Vinci, but he was no Leonard of Quirm.