Had our newborn with us to a party. And since this was our first kid everyone wanted to hold him. We were passing him around like a joint. Usually he’d wake up easily. But that day nothing would wake him up. We probably could have chucked him over the table without any trouble.
I’m presuming it was a “meet up and have dinner with your friends and show them yoir new baby” rather than a “lets do weed and beer and hangout with all our mutual friends while listening to loud music” party, but your heart is in the right place