Whoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.

https://lemmy.ca/post/62480278

Whoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids. - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

Had our newborn with us to a party. And since this was our first kid everyone wanted to hold him. We were passing him around like a joint. Usually he’d wake up easily. But that day nothing would wake him up. We probably could have chucked him over the table without any trouble.

Had our newborn with us to a party.

YTA

I’m presuming it was a “meet up and have dinner with your friends and show them yoir new baby” rather than a “lets do weed and beer and hangout with all our mutual friends while listening to loud music” party, but your heart is in the right place