Whoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.

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Whoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids. - Lemmy.ca

Lemmy

“I slept like a baby” basically translates to “I pissed and shit myself and woke up screaming”.
Can confirm, my son did that at least once.
He was 22.