I NEED A BLACK HAT THERAPIST. SOMEONE WHO HELPS ME HURT PEOPLE.
@LRRRonEarth read psycholigy book and do the opposide

@dertizen

I DO NOT HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.

@LRRRonEarth For bad people that's usually their spouse

@LRRRonEarth

Every healer also teaches the perceptive student how to harm, it is unavoidable.

Not that you're not perceptive LRRR, I'm sure nothing gets past your mind carapace. Furthest thought from my mind, I'm sure.

@eestileib

EVEN IF I AGREED WITH THAT PREMISE, I'D RATHER WORK WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HIDE THE BALL.

@LRRRonEarth

I’m your huckleberry.

*stifles tuberculosis cough*

@LRRRonEarth Hurt people hurt people, LRRR. You need someone to hurt you, and there are a number of lady specialists who offer this service.

@Nickiquote @LRRRonEarth

There's gotta be at least one dom therapist out there which specializes in both types of CBT

@LRRRonEarth so Red Reddington? (of the Blacklist tv show)
@LRRRonEarth 🗡️

@Netraven

TEACH ME THE SECRETS OF PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. I HAVE GREAT INSURANCE.

@LRRRonEarth @Netraven

Read & watch the news!

For psychs, living in Washington DC, Tel Aviv or room 723 of the Kremlin, is the essential UNI foundation course locations, don't forget with your corps of food tasters.

Listen to the non stop, missing writings of Epstein's Cat, whilst playing golf, summer camps in occupied Palestine.

Year 2 planning to be a fascist
Start your own 1 person social media site.

More tomorrow €€€€RRRR if there is one!

@LRRRonEarth First, are you absolutely sure you wish to turn your mind into a weapon?

There's no going back.

@LRRRonEarth Why does this hat need therapy? Did someone not properly block it after it was last cleaned, or is there a deeper cause of its pain?
@LRRRonEarth You should see what she does with just a football.

@PrinceOfDenmark

SHE HURT ME.

@LRRRonEarth

Wuss ... Giggles ... {Quickly mincing away} ... Hugz

@PrinceOfDenmark

Hugz & xXx

@LRRRonEarth

Try lying to the one you've got.

@skua

I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO DR. LINDA. WE HAVE BUILT SO MUCH TRUST.

@LRRRonEarth
I'm not your Kali therapist.

But isn't trust something you'd need to abuse?

@skua

I'M NOT YOUR STRATEGIC ADVISOR, BUT SHOULDN'T I WAIT A WHILE BEFORE BETRAYING MY MOST USEFUL ADVISOR?

@LRRRonEarth

They tell me that long drawn out betrayals are far more hurtful than short order ones.

(Which parallels the claims made for compound interest. Investment as the common ground?)

If you want to see a simple, low key, small life, movie, that bears IMO on "hurting people", "Midwinter Break" might fit.

@LRRRonEarth HOW ABOUT A BLACKLIST THERAPIST?