ok apparently if you spill milk on your keyboard in just the wrong way it hits all the keyboard navigation shortcuts for mastodon and posts random stuff
it's also opening up like 10482 shortcuts
i think i fixed it? contact cleaner saves the day
@[email protected] The l33t hacker finishes limboing under lazer beams towards a desk, in a room where everything is lit in cyan and teal; they pause briefly before... carefully... drawing a carton of semi-skimmed milk from an improbably large pocket on a bullet proof vest.
splosh
"We're in!"
Text immediately start flashing across the computer screen, which if paused on freeze frame would be revealed to be the source code of curl.
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