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@whitequark Violent model: 8000 rpm, noise about 40-50, reaches heaven

@snowfox power supply that provides enough thrust for takeoff

honestly server PSUs already sound like that

@whitequark @snowfox The blade chassis I prodded a few times back in college sounded like it was about to shear the bolts holding it into the rack and take flight whenever one of the blades was booting... (Like "actual hearing protection required" loud. We had to make a really long console cable that snaked under the door to poke at the thing, as we couldn't get the network management interface working for some reason)

@becomethewaifu @whitequark It's honestly a little mindboggling that someone decided "what if we designed a form factor that was even more annoying to cool than a 1U server and just made the fans even louder?"

Surely there's a better way!