Aria 
🏳️⚧️Remember when websites just loaded a block of text, instead of 120mb of javascript to "dynamically" load the exact same block of text?
fuzzyfuzzyfungus@aria All part of the running battle between Marc Andreessen and Javascript to be the greatest blight on western civilization to emerge from Netscape's husk.
(to keep the competition fair: javascript has global reach and Marc much less so; so the competition is geographically scoped)