Seen on facebook: "we have this pretty stereotypical vibe coder on our team, and he apparently doesn't know we can all see each other's calendars."

#AI #vibe_coding

@jimsalter the pitfall of intelligence on tap is that you still need to open the tap
@jimsalter standup takes an hour?
@techtrav @jimsalter At some companies, having standup take (only) an hour is an achievement
@ivan @techtrav can confirm... although I strongly prefer NOT to work at companies like that.

@techtrav @jimsalter Plausible. With too large teams and poor organization stand-ups morph into endless whatever meetings. Even if the meeting is scheduled for 15 minutes.

Source: me Monday-Friday

@jimsalter The "Me Time" at the end of not working at all is the real cherry on the cake, what a wanker!
@jimsalter that’s a great way to ensure nobody can install programs on their work pc anymore. (Slow clap πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘)
@jimsalter (by the way, he had to be reminded to launch his mouse jiggler?)
@CypherSephiroth maybe his Clawdbot agent reads the calendar and fires up the jiggler for him.
@jimsalter welp. That's sad. And stupid. But mostly sad.

@jimsalter the colour of the events in the calendar suggests this calendar belongs to the logged in user.

So either the vibe coder leaves their laptop unlocked and the comment about seeing each other’s calendars is redundant, or this is staged?

@forquare or the user set their own colors for various calendars they belong to. I'll agree the most likely hypothesis is that this is staged, though.

I mean... the source material **is** a monetized Facebook Reel. It was always quite likely to be staged. Bloody well done, though... I suspect I'm not the only one who's worked with this sort of person in real life.