Tried to do a cursed computer thing and got stymied by some combination of UEFI, secure boot, and/or a lack of legacy BIOS emulation.

I can still approximate the cursed computer thing, but I'll have to make it slightly more cursed and it'll be next week before I can attempt it.

In the meantime, if you know of a sub 200 USD minicomputers, available new and off the shelf, that will natively run freeDOS, please let me know.

I am not interested in used hardware, or hardware that has not verifiably booted freeDOS. BIOS soundcard emulation a bonus.