@temptoetiam handmade. :) Sort of ... but certainly hand-assembled. Let us just say they are artisanal.

The "this machine kills facist" sticker is courtesy of the Woody Guthrie museum in Oklahoma. Open Access Ninja beer labels leftover from my movie. Red/white/blue hockey stick tape. All wrapped around a 6" cardboard mailer stuffed with foam circles (so it can hold the stick firm.) Ganesha reading is sticker on the bottom of the handle.