A billionaire enters a gas station. Seeing the "Leave a penny, take a penny" dish on the counter, he scoops up all of the coins and pockets them.

"I'm a genius," he says to the protesting clerk. "I earned this money. Anybody could have taken it, but only I had the vision to see what was possible."

@maxleibman A billionaire taking pennies is actually a waste of money for them as they earned far more in interest in the time it took. Clearly it was a clueless idiot like Trump who inherited the money in that case.