Do I have the keys? No. Can we pick the lock? Also no.

Anyway this is your prompt to reply with endless jokes about answering after one ring

@jonty I have no jokes, but I pulled out my old scout shirt the other day and was amused to find there was still a 10p and a 20p for phone box calls, in the pocket with the record book :)

@sarajw @jonty I helped out at a Cub event last weekend and they had to find the payphone symbol on a map. A couple of them asked me what a payphone was 👴 💀

@ides_dev @jonty ... Lol sounds like it could do with some updating... How many payphones even exist any more?