Mastodawn

I want a black cruise ship that can also go on rivers and I want a meadow on top for horses with palmtrees and a subtropical swimming situation with an awesome slide and an underwater observatory and an arcade and a rollercoaster themepark type situation and a foodcourt and a cinema... and I want the entire thing to look like the Hotel Cortez Art Deco meets space age meets Saturnian Viking with Babylonian hanging gardens and a touch of Barad-dûr #cruiseship #passengers #azogthedefiler

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j43147 :pentagram:4d ago

And a botanical orangery with a spa and a fully stocked occult library because lavalamps and psychedelic 70s curtains are also amazing. The foodcourt can look like Odin's great hall and the rollercoaster themepark can be Carnivale inspired. I will also need a craftroom with sewing machines and fabrics and a fully stocked toolshed for woodwork.
#cruiseship

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j43147 :pentagram:4d ago

Imagine a waterbed room with a ceiling cinema with only pillows and blankets... The entire floor is a waterbed. #cruiseship #azogthedefiler

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j43147 :pentagram:1d ago

Did I already mention I want a Cruise Ship with an underwater observatory? and a Mermaid deck? #azogthedefiler #cruiseship

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j43147 :pentagram:1d ago

I heard Azog dearest wants a Comet Pingpong in our great hall of Odin foodcourt.. but I'm a Behemoth. I thought a Pizzahut was just fine but you'd have to take it up with the husband.
#azogthedefiler #cruiseship #cometpingpong

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j43147 :pentagram:

Ofcourse my Cruise Ship needs a club, have you ever heard of a Cruise Ship without a club ... I have a super famous rockstar husband, we can be our own floating mobile venue anywhere in the world. #azogthedefiler #cruiseship