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Lemmy

Sims-ass bathroom
The piss puddle edition floor mat!
Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.
That rug used to be white you know…
Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?
That’s a butt sprayer
Yummmmm space noodles.
there’s no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that’s what you’re referring to
How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there’s no drain in the room. And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water
Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet
take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours
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That’s not my bathroom.

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it’ll be what it looks like.

The shower is not the problem here.

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.
Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.
with respect, worst runs clear
Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.
Donny, you’re out of your element
i am the walrus

Piss puddle rug aside, what’s great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you’re not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

Sometimes I’m too lazy to sit down though.
Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.
Yeah, that’s why I lie down to pee
I sit down to pee probably 90% of the time but if I’m in a rush standing is faster, and also sometimes I find it easier to get going while standing up for some reason
when your buttholes are blasting so hard you’re making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year
Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.
You should get your prostate checked.
The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.
Cupboard above the loo too
Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.
and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day
$25k bathroom, $15 rug:
Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C’mon, that’s a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That’s dire- yeah… dire straights of a design choice so i’s not gonna blow-over with the user.
i mean if you need a hand rail but don’t need a wheelchair that’s just the right width tho.
Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?
So you can’t see the real piss on the floor.
I was about to say it’s easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized “out off sight, out of mind” is probably the actual strategy here.
it was probably white when they bought it
Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.
The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.