Mastodawn

A billionaire enters a gas station. Seeing the "Leave a penny, take a penny" dish on the counter, he scoops up all of the coins and pockets them.

"I'm a genius," he says to the protesting clerk. "I earned this money. Anybody could have taken it, but only I had the vision to see what was possible."

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Gene Cowan 🏳️‍🌈

@maxleibman True story: Ted Turner was a speaker at a conference I worked on. He flew himself in on his private jet, we sent a limo to pick him up, and as he walked through the convention center he simply grabbed drinks and snacks off the little retail carts. Didn’t stop, didn’t pay.