@butterscotch I just looked up my library's availability on Slow Horses and it's a mixed bag, but not too bad:
It's instantly available as an audiobook on Hoopla (rare limited app used by very few libraries).
21 holds on 2 audiobooks via Libby (popular ebook app used by many U.S. libraries).
Paperback available, but only at one "preferred location."
Ebook: 42 holds on 5 copies.
And 3 holds on one copy of the print book.
That's probably confusing, but certainly fewer than the holds you are having to wade through. I feel like Australia gets shafted sometimes, when it comes to book availability, due to geography and population density.