silence72d ago

Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens

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Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens - SLRPNK

> Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation. Access options: * gift link [https://wapo.st/47ZBms5] — registration required * archive.is [https://archive.is/3jIj4] — sometimes modifies archived pages [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-bans-archive-today-after-site-executed-ddos-and-altered-web-captures/]

Show threadWiddershins2d ago
Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers which are closer to signing everything with a crayon.
Show threadDragonAce
The ones trump uses are definitely not. But the Sharpie brand does sell pens as well now.
Mar 27 at 8:43pmWeb
Show threadjimerson2d ago
They are really nice pens to write with, tbf.
Show threadWiddershins2d ago
They are good pens but even if he heard of their pens he would still be signing in bold with a marker. If you asked anyone to go buy you a Sharpie you will wind up with a marker when they get back.