For the 80th time, OKRs are a team metric, not for individuals.

Please. Stop this.

You can either do OKRs wrong and waste a lot of time doing them, only to abandon them each round until the next time, or you can listen to May.
Use OKRs to Set Goals for Teams, Not Individuals

A popular goal-setting framework, Objectives and key results (or OKRs) are an effective method for planning and measuring success on a team level. They fall short, however, when companies attempt to apply them to individual contributors. Setting individual OKRs generally leads to goals that are either not true indications of meaningful progress or that are easily gameable. Instead, individual contributors should be assessed based on the extent to which their work contributes to team goals that add real value to the company and its customers.

Harvard Business Review
@mayintoronto Wow, it hadn't occurred to me that people would do this. It's quite obviously not the point of them.

@cford I'm so tired of people asking chatbots: "org broken what do?" And then just implement the bot's OKR framework, as copied from some bullshit HR OKR tool.

Cascades all the way down.