Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens

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Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens - SLRPNK

> Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation. Access options: * gift link [https://wapo.st/47ZBms5] — registration required * archive.is [https://archive.is/3jIj4] — sometimes modifies archived pages [https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-bans-archive-today-after-site-executed-ddos-and-altered-web-captures/]

Remember when they were foaming at the mouth over Biden having dementia?
But he tripped up the stairs once!
Every time I see a clip of Trump walking down the steps off Air Force One, I find myself praying to a god that I know doesn’t exist that he falls face first and dies on live TV… I guess there really are no atheists in a foxhole lol