@georgetakei The hypocrisy is *the point.* "Neener neener, I can have it and you can't... unless maybe I like you today..." is his whole personality. (Sometimes this branches out into "I can take it and you can't stop me," and "Nobody is supposed to have it, so I want it," but the core of "all for me, nothing for you, so I can feel like the specialist little boy," never changes.)