I just read a National Trust instagram post in which they’d asked people to comment about their cats but replace the word ‘cat’ with ‘colleague’.

All very amusing but ‘My colleague got startled by his own fart and fell from the sofa’ had me chortle out loud in the osteopath’s waiting room.

#cats

@helenclayton my colleague stuck her nose in my other colleague's ear and had a good sniff, decided she didn't like what she smelled in there and hissed at him
@afewbugs sounds fair enough 😂
@helenclayton he was utterly bewildered poor guy 😂 And understandably so, she did it to herself and it really wasn't fair to blame him for it
@helenclayton my colleague is now taking breaks from chewing his foot to shout at me to feed him