Mastodawn

Abandon ope all yous who enter here

@CedarTea *Midwestern USican intensifies*

@autolycos
And midwestern Ontarian will answer!

@CedarTea just please not with ketchup chips.

Yinz can keep them. You can have my share and we'll be gooder

@autolycos
No ketchup chips? Yous got running water down there bud?

@CedarTea and double seat outhouses! We're uptown!

@CedarTea let's gets yous a puppers

I read this as "abandon cope all yous who enter here" and

I might make a t-shirt