I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat. Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.
@lowqualityfacts Which one are you?
Edit: never mind, I've read the Alt-Text and it's left me slightly disappointed.
@lowqualityfacts donโ€™t worry, it doesnโ€™t look like a couch.
@lowqualityfacts I think you look STRIKINGLY like a multicolor pastel plush lama

@las_lallero 

Better than monochrome fighting/cheerleading lamas, that's for sure!

@lowqualityfacts

If it's any consolation, you look like a 'low quallity' JD Vance...

@lowqualityfacts but you're definitely naked, right ??๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
@lowqualityfacts You don't look like Vance. You actually look like a guy I knew in college. Steve, is that you?!
@lowqualityfacts
I love your sense of humor despite the fact that some facts are not confirmed.
@lowqualityfacts *BEEEP* Wrong narrative: it's JD who looks like you.
@lowqualityfacts why is there a weird naked man standing behind you??
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@lowqualityfacts You're not fooling me. That's an image from the end of that movie Don't Look Up, with the bronterocs.
@lowqualityfacts Not couchy enough for Vance to be that close.