@Soozcat Funny, this cognitive stumbling block pinged me yesterday… talking with someone about one of the Afroman songs mocking the Adams County Sheriffs' escapades, I learned part of the chorus is actually "Fix my do' [door], stop stealing my dough, stop disconne-cting my video".
All I initially parsed from the first three sounds was "?ihss? my doe", so my brain filled in the gaps to "It's ~my~ dough, stop stealing my dough". Since I 'knew', I didn't think to look further into it.
@Soozcat
All you ever wanted to know about meat and fish paste.
These are what were a staple sandwich filling for UK kids in 1900's and during wartime.
Not as bad as you may think, even cheese was scarce and rationed then so school sandwiches were mostly these pastes.
*Sorry link failed try google Shippams paste
https://www.thenovium.org.uk/article/28861/History-of-Shippam-s