I just read a National Trust instagram post in which they’d asked people to comment about their cats but replace the word ‘cat’ with ‘colleague’.

All very amusing but ‘My colleague got startled by his own fart and fell from the sofa’ had me chortle out loud in the osteopath’s waiting room.

#cats

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my colleague wouldn't get out of the sink the other day, just kept standing on the edge and chirping at me.
@moonrabbit there’s always an office clown 😂

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he's currently hiding under the chair bc he's seen husband put his "i'm leaving the house" clothes on and thinks it might be time for the v-e-t. i'm trying very hard to sit here normally and make it clear that i'm not going ...

how's you today lovely? is the weather still awful? here it's sunny but v cold and v wimbdy.

and yes (replying here so i don't bombard you with notifications), *everything* is impossible atm  

@moonrabbit aww bless his floofy socks.

The weather has improved and I’m home from the osteopath so I’ll probably potter outside doing nothing terribly constructive.