Quick checklist for politicians who want to start a war:

- [ ] i am okay to waste money i don't have
- [ ] i am okay that there is a very low probability i could win
- [ ] i am okay that my citizen will die for the cause
- [ ] i am okay that the other side might drop a bomb on my head (or car)
- [ ] i am okay with even speeding up climate change
- [ ] i have a small penis and am very insecure about it so i confuse masculinity with stupidity