Which one did you hit to get sprite? I feel like that would be a pretty big surprise if you were asking for a pepsi

Upgrade if you’re going for a Canada Dry.

Hey now, calm down there buddy. I know you’re not shit talking ginger ale

Canada Dry sucks though. Need some strong ginger beer instead.

Unfriended, blocked, and reported to the better business bureau.

Jesus Christ, all the way to the BBB on offense one… you either are a true corpo, or you’d make a good scary one, hahaha!

Strike Two is I hire an independent auditor!

… strike three and mother fucking Moodys will know allllll about you…