WTF Just Happened Today?1d ago

🗓️ Today in one sentence for Thursday, March 26, 2026.

Day 1892: "We've gotta get our priorities straight."

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@wtfjht I love your work but calling this a “sentence” at this point strains credulity so hard that credulity is inside out
Mar 27 at 3:05amToot!