Mastodawn

Donald Trump extended his deadline for Iran to open the strait of Hormuz by 10 days to 6 April
after saying talks are “going very well”.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/26/donald-trump-urges-iran-end-war-or-face-assassinations?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

President claims talks with Tehran regime are ‘going very well’ and says he is pausing ‘Energy Plant destruction’

The Guardian

@cdarwin "Talks" seems to consist of Trump declaring something on his own social media site which they aren't even using and...

... actually that's it. That's the whole talk.

Like seriously, if he is talking to anyone, it isn't Iranian officials...