I was next to a truck the other day, and the driver looked like he was in severe distress. He must have been thinking, “I really want people to know what an irredeemable unrepentant asshole I am, but there are a few people out there who can’t figure it out just by looking at my large, shiny pickup truck that has obviously never been used to haul anything. Even though that’s a 100% guarantee. If only I could afford to roll coal again! This is all Joe Biden’s fault.”

I’m just kidding. Who can afford to drive these days?