every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

@poppyhaze Yup.

Most of those so-called ancient traditions were cooked up in the Victorian era by guys with too much starch in their collars & too little in their spines.

Meanwhile every modern moral decay our grandparents panic about was already being practiced in caves.

Only difference is now it's on OnlyFans instead of on a rock wall.

@Gotterdammerung @poppyhaze

Well now I want to go register the domain name for OnlyCaves...

@chieroglyph @Gotterdammerung @poppyhaze If you want to get Victorian about it, make a secret society called 'onlycaves'.