iocaine powder (@[email protected])

#iocaine has been up for 12h 9m 5s, and spent 12h 44m 20s dealing with - gestures hands wildly - everything. In the past 24 hours, it served 36.03M requests, 99.04% of which were garbage, 0.75% passed through unscathed, and 0.199% were fed to the Cookie Monster. This required about 662.16MiB of memory on average, and 209.13GiB of absolute trash was generated for the nastiest visitors. Top garbage consumers were: - Disguised bots - 25.78M - Claude - 2.13M - Facebook - 1.19M - Aggressive maze explorers - 1.11M - OpenAI - 1.10M - Amazon - 428.96K - Commercial scrapers - 245.85K - Alibaba - 62.73K - Enthusiastic guestbook visitors - 28.02K - Huawei - 9.41K - Google - 79.05 Various other agents slurped through 368.51K pages of unhinged junk, bless their little hearts. In these trying times, 0.05% of all requests were likely of human origin: I hope you enjoyed your stay, and will visit again! Of all requests iocaine let into the garden, 73.49% were from Fediverse software. Thank you! #FediHug #AIStatsPorn