Making a "pouring whiskey on a gravestone" genmoji has proved a good investment. https://9to5mac.com/2026/03/26/apple-discontinues-the-mac-pro/
Apple discontinues the Mac Pro with no plans for future hardware - 9to5Mac

It’s the end of an era: Apple has confirmed to 9to5Mac that the Mac Pro is being discontinued. It has...

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@dmoren When Apple decided to use an iphone "SOC" chip to make macs, the writing was on the wall that a Mac Pro was no longer possible. These all-in-1 chips offer no real ability to expand beyond buying external boxes with thunderbolt or USB-C plugs. No extra memory possible. So the concept of a Mac Pro is physically no longer possible.