Mastodawn

Ok other than forgetting how much of a dick DNS is this all seems to work

Sorry to anyone who isn't going to see anything for a few hours

@mjg59 Who said that!??

@mjg59 says the cook at the pub when they found out they mixed up the stew and the one day blinding stew and don't know who got which for dinner …

@mjg59 This scrolled by earlier: "What is it about DNS that people find so difficult? It’s just cache invalidation and naming things."

@mjg59 Someone decided it was a good idea to override the TTL to 0 to force everything to be uncachable. This of course breaks a lot of things.