@flyingsaceur emacs is the name of a new drug, where the users wake up delirious and claim to see halfs of ellipses blotting out their vision. experts are considering this to be worse than the cake epidemic of the late 90s early 2000s

@zardoz03 Toxicologist says he OD’d on some new narcotic called Emacs. It’s made from lambda calculus and hand lotion