Them: We don't want anyone to be able to call our APIs...
Me: There is no such thing as a "private API" on the Internet. There is only an undocumented one.
@petrillic definitely the best reason to have an API is so that no one can call it
@petrillic Oh, they want an inscrutable API? SOAP still exists!
@theorangetheme do you want WS*? Because this is how you get WS-*!
@petrillic I might go as far as saying there's no private protocols on the internet either, but too many people think https _is_ the web instead of just a part of it.
@petrillic Ok ok ok, but what about CORBA over MyCustomControlProtocol/IP?
@trevorflowers is there a horror you are hiding? :)
@petrillic That's just the general tone inside my wet brain.
@trevorflowers I mean, I'm currently figuring out how to stuff UART over gigabit optics and whether I can bang out 8B/10B fast enough.