it's held together with sticky tape not just because it's thematically appropriate but also because i've lost the screws that came with it. or maybe the screws were never in the box in the first place. i'm not sure

"but does it work" yea sure, i just had to change port bifurcation to x4x4x4x4

@whitequark Is this your new anti-scraper defense

@pleaseclap no this is probably going to be a bunch of cache for a CI service

@whitequark Nice, clever

@pleaseclap it's built on top of an X99 motherboard and i don't have any better use for the x16 slot

@whitequark Anyone who doesn't like jugaad hardware is wrong