Hertfordshire Police have announced that they have reopened their investigation into allegations of sexual offences carried out by Andrew Tate.

In related news, I am resurrecting my proposal to have 'The Big Boss Man Act' legislated and ready for the Tate Brothers being banged up.

The proposal is simple and will be a method of conditioning the Tate's to behave themselves while they spend the next 20+ years inside.

The Tate's are to be woken up daily by one of two versions of the entrance theme of pro-wrestler The Big Boss Man.
Which was the gimmick of former Cobb Country Prison Officer, Ray Traylor.

If a Tate has kept his nose clean, then each morning he's woken up with the classic babyface version of The Big Boss Man's theme, with a conga line of guards going by their cell and taunting them by singing "YOU'LL BE SERVING HARD TIMES!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GvnvBRcD84

WWF Big Boss Man Custom Titantron "Hard Times"

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However if a Tate has stepped out of line, then they're woken up to the Attitude Era heel theme from when The Big Boss Man was the head of security for Vince McMahon.

And if that theme plays, then the Tate brother knows that at least four guards heavily armed with clubs and tasers are going to beat him as badly as they beat the numerous young women they abused.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96BduIRmfWg

If that doesn't get them to change their ways, then what is prison actually for?

WWE: Big BossMan Titantrom Theme "Cell Block" Download

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